Top TEN funniest football chants of recent times
We all know that the best part of the week is when Saturday comes and we get that football feeling. What’s even better than that is actually going to a game. You get that buzz inside you, putting on your colours and eating the statutory pie and chips covered in either gravy or curry sauce, depending on which half of the country you’re from.
Other than watching your side, the best part about being at a game though is cheering your team on and laughing at some of the funny chants echoing around every ground in the country. I’m starting to think that football fans don’t get enough credit for our level of intelligence, because every season the new songs seem to get more ridiculous than the last. The top teams get a lot of stick for their home support resembling a library, but away from home even they know how to have a good time. Arsenal fans have been known to ‘go mental’ at half time at various stadiums and Manchester United make one hell of a racket on the road.
But with fans coming up with new chants about their favourite players and rival clubs, I started to wonder what were the funniest ones? For the sake of publication, I had to straight away discount any which used some choice language, and opted for 10 of the more cleaner songs. So here are my top 10 funny Premier League songs at the moment. The list doesn’t include many old songs or chants about former players (unless they really deserve it) as I’ve concentrated on the more modern of times. Feel free to add to the list at the bottom with some funny, but clean, songs from your club.
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Park Ji wherever you may be,
You eat dogs in your own country,
it could be worse,
you could be scouse,
eating rats in your council house!
i hate the mancs but they do have some good songs! although to give the scousers some credit i always loved their song for crouchy!
Hes big,
hes red,
his feet stick out the bed,
Peter Crouch! Peter Crouch!
and theres always the Adebayoor song….
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That Gomes one is just a rip of our Hargreaves song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PuG0mJC2k4Y
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@ we sing the same song about coloccini, it’s a common chant.
Also, 10 pages for 10 sentences? really?
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*@chudi
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You Put Your Left Foot In,
Your Right Foot Out,
In Out, In Out And Shake It All About,
You Do The Ameobi And You Turn Around,
That’s What It’s All About,
Woahhh Shola Ameobi (Shooola!),
Woahhh Shola Ameobi (Shooola!),
Woahhh Shola Ameobi (Shooola!),
Knees Bent, Arms Stretched,
Ra! Ra! Ra!
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“His names joey barton and he loves the toon, His names joey barton and he loves the toon, Everybody needs a nutter in the middle, everybody needs a nutter, everybody needs a nutter in the middle, everybody needs a nutter”. To that CORNER SHOP track, car’nt think of the name of it.
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Tom Jones Reply:
March 3rd, 2011 at 4:54 pm
Brimful of Asha?
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Old one but very funny – At a Spurs Man U game when Becks was playing (to the tune of My Old Man’s a Dustman):
“Posh Spice is a Slapper
She wears a WonderBra
And when she’s shagging Beckham
She thinks of Gin-o-la”
Most Excellent!
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