Little Scholes, a Crouch cameo and ex-Chelsea star shows himself to be a plank

The Premier League might have gone on a week’s holiday, but The Football FanCast Video Show certainly hasn’t. So what can you enjoy during your coffee break this week?

We profile the five worst footballers to ever play for England and before you ask, no Wayne Rooney doesn’t make the list despite his petulant kick last week.

Paul Scholes has a view on why England will never succeed, but because we disagree with it, we get our own back and play a game of where’s willy?

We take a closer look at the Premier League’s sack race and the man (or men as it turns out) who are favourite to get the boot first.

Peter Crouch makes a cameo appearance on South Park, cue small stuffed doll that looks a little like the lanky England striker.

Finally there’s the Twitter Report where Jody Morris (remember him) does a lot of lying down. What a plank!