Why do the media show such concern for Newcastle’s Premier League plight – surely the likes of Sunderland are much worse off?
In a manner that only fellow Geordies could understand, Football FanCast columnist Chris Mackin takes time out to provide an humourous analysis of the soap opera that is Newcastle United.
As Jose Enrique's clearance deflected off the shin of Jermaine Pennant and ballooned over Steve Harper into the Anfield Road… 
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