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Chelsea 3-0 Manchester United !!!

Posted by: Chidge, Sat 19th Jul 2008
Tagged: Chelsea

Chelsea PodJockey David Chidgey looks at the one man who has seemingly been at the centre of all United's woes this summer and cannot wait for him and Sir Alex to lock horns next season.

Over the last 10 years or so Sir Alex Ferguson has perfected the art of psychological warfare when it comes to football management. In what the Australian cricketers would call mental disintegration, Fergie has used mind and word games to undermine competitors and rivals at every opportunity. The result of these tactics were clear for all to see when Kevin Keegan "loved it" while losing it, and then the title race to Fergie in 1996.

Fergie's monopoly on psychological warfare was briefly interrupted by the Special One - Jose Mourinho who loved a bit of a dabble with the Psychobabble!! He certainly matched Fergie and seemed to have the edge over Wenger whilst he graced us with his presence.

But, having removed the ‘managerial legend' that was Average Grant as the revisionists would have it, Chelsea now have a real heavyweight (and dare I say Big Hitter!!) in Big Phil Scolari. It could be argued that Big Phil has already won a few battles in the psychological war with Fergie. Whether these are deliberate ploys by the Big man are of course moot, but look at Man Utd's off-season to date.

Most of the summer has been dominated by the trials and tribulations of the poor ‘slave boy' Cristiano Ronaldo. Like the girls in the old Silvikrin adverts, "will he or won't he"? He clearly wants out from Utd to join his boyhood dream team of Real Madrid. His petulance, greed, ego and selfishness clearly know no bounds. Now whilst Fergie and David Gill have played a very straight bat to all the controversy, and in many respects have garnered much support in their refusal to let Ronaldo and Real get their way, how much has this unsettled their pre-season preparations? What is the effect on Ronaldo's team mates? How can they replace a player like Ronaldo? I know how depressed the Man Utd fans are when considering these scenarios.

Big Phil's part in all this? Well, we'll never really know, but I bet most Chelsea fans are thinking that he really was encouraging Ronaldo to spit out his dummy and demand a move to Real whilst he was playing for him during Euro 2008.

Second item for consideration: Carlos Queiroz leaving Man Utd to take up the role of Portugal coach. A role of course that only became available with Big Phil's departure to Chelsea. For all we know, Big Phil was in the ear of the Portuguese FA strongly recommending that Queiroz should be his successor. Now whilst Utd might be publically unconcerned about the departure of Fergie's number 2, consider the impact that he had on Utd's leaky defence during his tenure. Obviously something that Fergie knows less about than banging goals in with style, Utd averaged about 45 goals conceded in the Premiership before Queiroz stemmed the flow to around an average of 25. He will be missed far more than Fergie is prepared to let on, and particularly during pre-season.

Thirdly, the rejuvenating effect Scolari has had within the Chelsea ranks is clear. Players who were muttering about leaving seem prepared to commit to the new regime (ok, Frank Lampard accepted). Chelsea have made two classy international signings in Bosingwa and Deco, with at least one more high profile one on the way. Dead weight is being cut off - Sidwell and Ben Haim for starters. Utd on the other hand have signed no one of any note, albeit talk of Berbatov joining. Just what they need, another moody, mercurial foreigner who sulks and throws his toys out of the pram.

But worst of all for Utd, Audi have withdrawn their car sponsorship of the club meaning that the Utd players have had to return their nice shiny Audis. This was one crisis too far for Fergie, who apparently was so attached to his Audi that he pleaded to keep it. Audi only relenting by insisting that he had to become an Audi Ambassador!!

Now, if you see Big Phil driving a nice flashy Audi, we know we have a conspiracy theory on our hands and another psychological point to Big Phil and Chelsea. I for one can't wait for the new season to get under way, but more pertinently to see how the psychological war between Fergie and Big Phil ensues.

We're back with another podcast this Sunday when no doubt we'll be discussing the impact that Big Phil can and will have on Chelsea, as well as having a look at Chelsea's pre-season fixtures in China, Malaysia and Russia. And while we're at it, some of our Facebook group are clearly miffed by the fact that Chelsea don't play pre-season friendlies in England anymore, so no doubt we'll be canvassing opinion on that too. Look out for the next Chelsea FanCast next Monday.

 

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Whats the point of this article?
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I fail to get the point of
I fail to get the point of this article, is it to show that Chelsea has had less off- season troubles than United??? Pretty vague.

Jamie Durham
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Real madid in the glalaticos
Real madid in the glalaticos era? I think so! Soon you will have a world class intenational (big head) star in ever position and one waiting in the wings.....class comes from the heart not the wallet, i really liked chelsea for a time but I feel they will soon dissapear up their own bum.....keep on signing those big hitters because the rest of the world knows (apart from Roman) that a players best three seasons in his career make him a galatico so they are almost done by the time you spend £30m + for them........67

SAF
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I guess after coming secong
I guess after coming secong in EVERYTHING last season, you would have to only look for positives in the pre-season "silly" season. "Just what they need, another moody, mercurial foreigner who sulks and throws his toys out of the pram" I guess Shevchenko, Anelka, Drogba don't sulk eh???? Get real David Chidgey!

jack
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" Phil has already won a few
" Phil has already won a few battles in the psychological war with Fergie!" Chelsea wins pre season..Utd wins titles! Do y0u Really think this pathetic scum -Big Phil can win over fergie?? get dreaming till the season begins..and wen it does Fergie's enimies can honour him by enjoing his victories! Beckham was replaced then y do you think ron cant be???

Kelvin Tan
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Chidge, pls stop writing
Chidge, pls stop writing articles for ever! I have wasted 5mins of my previous time reading your full of crap and meaningless article! You seriously cant write for shits! WTF r u on about? Season hasnt even started yet and noone in Utd camp is complaining a fuckshit, and ur rabbling abt psychological warfare??? How stupid can u get? The only psychological warfare Im seeing is the mental breakdown ur getting now cus ur Chelsea team didnt win last season n you r dying to see Man Utd downfall soonest possible...maybe u could be right, Man Utd will disintergrate n die during the preseason even before the EPL starts due to ur so-called stupid theories...wat a retard!

Kelvin Tan
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Chidge, pls stop writing
Chidge, pls stop writing articles for ever! I have wasted 5mins of my previous time reading your full of crap and meaningless article! You seriously cant write for shits! WTF r u on about? Season hasnt even started yet and noone in Utd camp is complaining a fuckshit, and ur rabbling abt psychological warfare??? How stupid can u get? The only psychological warfare Im seeing is the mental breakdown ur getting now cus ur Chelsea team didnt win last season n you r dying to see Man Utd downfall soonest possible...maybe u could be right, Man Utd will disintergrate n die during the preseason even before the EPL starts due to ur so-called stupid theories...wat a retard!

Chidge
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Stop writing you say? Not as
Stop writing you say? Not as long as there are a load of Man USA fans to wind up!!! You shouldn't take the situation at Man U so seriously, it betrays your inner fear...

Ray Gatt
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Hey Chidge, Drugba failed to
Hey Chidge, Drugba failed to make the trip to Asia. Wonder why. Talk about spitting out the dummy. So much for the rejuvinating effect Big Phil had on the Chelsea players. Two of your best want out. Of course United will miss Carlos and Ron if he leaves, but ManU are a lot more than them two and nobody is bigger than the biggest club in the world. Fergie did it on his own before and he'll do it again. And till Chelsea meet United in the CL final again and beat us, United will always be on top. Chelsea = Terry slip - United = Champions of Europe. Beat that Chidge you bitter clown.

Roy
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United 3 Chelsea 0 (European
United 3 Chelsea 0 (European Cups, that is).

Martin
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Roy, don't say that. It
Roy, don't say that. It makes you sound like a whinging Scouser.