Football FanCast columnist Matt
Williams wonders
why England is the only nation who fails to stretch the boundaries when it
comes to selecting its football team.
Let me start off by
posing you a question. What do the athletes Lennox Lewis, Greg Rusedski, Kevin
Pietersen, Lesley Vainikolo and Alan Lamb all have in common? That's right;
they've all represented England
in their respective sports, despite being born elsewhere.
Another question.
What's the connection between Patrick Vieira, Lukas Podolski, Marcos Senna,
Deco, Mehmet Aurelio and Miroslav Klose? Again, the answer is quite similar;
they are all footballers who are representing a country that they weren't born
in. They are international football's ‘ringers'
if you will.
You may have noticed from that second list that not one of those players mentioned are playing for England. And despite the fact that, as proved in question one, England teams in other sports are happy to play the ‘citizenship' card, English football has always tended to avoid the idea.
Yet with the foreign legion marching into the Premiership game at an uncontrollable rate, it's not as if Fabio Capello does not have the opportunity to ‘bend the rules'. Just one phone call and that problematic left side position could be sorted, with the call-up of Steed Malbranque. Gael Clichy, Arsenal left-back and included in the PFA's Team of the Season, will also be eligible to wear the Three Lions shirt by the end of the year. Maybe we wouldn't have had to put up with Paul Robinson in goal for such a long time if someone had just turned up with an England shirt and begging letter at Carlo Cudicini's or Manuel Almunia's house.
This issue has been brought back into the public eye during the Euro 2008 tournament, not just because of the players listed above, but because of a certain Colin Kazim-Richards, the part-English, part-Turkish forward. Now known as ‘Kazim Kazim', Richards will be representing Turkey in tonight's semi-final against Germany.
"I would have been happy to play for England or Turkey, but the call never came for the [England] under-21s." Richards recently told The Times. "Turkey knew my background and really made me feel welcome, even though I could barely speak a word of the language."
If Richards scores for the Turks tonight to put ‘his' country into the final of Europe's biggest international tournament, there will be no muted celebrations from Turkish fans. Richards has committed to their nation, and they'll happily accept him for it.
So why does it seem that England are the only country who aren't keen to do the same? Of course we do have Owen Hargreaves, but when he first joined the squad, people seemed so embarrassed that they had no clue who he was, that he was almost given the benefit of the doubt. It still also took a ‘player of the tournament' 2006 World Cup performance for the English public to fully accept him.
And that seems to be the problem for England in this area. Pride. We like our footballers to be pure British beef, with blood on their shirt, going out there to fight for Queen and country. We still want them to have names like Gary and David, who would happily go for a post-match lager and packet of pork scratchings if they weren't paid so much to keep their bodies in shape.
We don't want no namby-pamby foreigner on our left-side, no matter how much he'll improve the team and no matter how much he loves this country. We'd rather fail with Englishman than win with players named Carlo and Jeremie in our team.
Of course this is an over-exagerrated way of putting things. But there is something admirable about players like George Weah and Ryan Giggs, players who knew they would never play in an international tournament by sticking with their home countries, but whose national pride meant they did so anyway.
We also wonder whether Polish-born forwards Podolski and Klose's celebrations will be tinged with a hint of guilt if they win tonight, considering they contributed so effectively to thwart their country of origin in the group stages of the Euros. And we certainly don't care about Kazim-Richards now he's turned his back on Leytonstone for Istanbul.
The irony of it all is that realistically, Kazim-Richards would probably never be considered good enough to get in the England squad anyway. This was a player outshone by Rob Hulse and Adi Akinbyi during his spell at Sheffield United, for goodness sake.
But Kazim-Richards has been in Swizerland, playing in the Euro 2008 semis. Maybe if Carlo Cudicini was picked to play in goal against Croatia on that wet November night last year instead of Scott Carson, then England would be there too.
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