I’ll set the record straight now, I’m not a big fan of the Israeli, so if I were to get him in a real life Secret Santa, I would be looking around the room to swap as quickly as possible. If truth be told, I want him to be out of a job for Christmas, but that just isn’t in the spirit of the season is it?!

In that vein, my Secret Santa present to Avram Grant would probably be paying for his bus fare to the Job Centre. I mean, I can’t handle the thought of the man being out of work, but if I knew his travel expenses were covered, then I could rest a little easier over the Christmas period!

Obviously we are only talking in jest here, but if you picked Avram Grant out of the hat for Secret Santa what would you buy him? A new striker perhaps? Remember money is no object here!