Ian Holloway comedy genius: His top 20 quotes of all time

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  • Voland
    4 years ago

    Unique! I hope Blackpool stay up so we can listen to Holloway’s punchlines for many seasons to come!

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  • fruss
    4 years ago

    Holloway has a hollow way of thinking and i hope blackpoo sees red in may

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  • Tom
    4 years ago

    The day Blackpool got promoted was the day I knew the world would come to love Holloway. He has always been a highlight of mine and my god he can manage a football club.

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  • Ron
    4 years ago

    Just love #4 about Ronaldo
    “Having said that, me missus has got a pet hamster at home, and his cock’s massive”

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  • David Talisman
    4 years ago

    Talking about his sides bad luck he once said: “We could have fallen into a barrel of tits and come out sucking our thumbs.”

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  • albey
    4 years ago

    I think that he is the best thing to hit the premier league with out doubt imagine his team talks they must be brilliant long may he and his team stay in the premier league and thats after his team have taken 6 points off my beloved liverpool well done Ian Holloway your a top class fella

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  • Bristol Spurs
    4 years ago

    Gurt lush proper job he is…

    Makes a change from “I did not zee it” “I thinka we make-a da good goal, iz good yes, I am eppy?” and all the players in Cliche corner.

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  • CrazyDonkey
    2 years ago

    Quote 2 should be at the top. It is an absolute classic. No one remembers the one about Big Brother (apart from you of course)

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  • blahboy
    8 months ago

    bellend

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  • Luke
    7 months ago

    My favourite is…..

    “I’ve had such bad luck at the moment that if I fell in a barrel of boobs I’d come out sucking my thumb.”

    Classic!

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