All the talk about the World Cup today is unfortunately not about football, but all about Luis Suarez’s bite into Giorgio Chiellini’s shoulder.

With Uruguay and 10-man Italy deadlocked at 0-0, the Liverpool striker decided to sink his teeth into the Italian defender.

FIFA has announced they will investigate the incident, but with this latest angle of the confrontation there is almost no doubt that Suarez has an appetite for human meat.


This is not what we want to see in football, especially on the world’s biggest stage.

Forget finding a cast for the Vampire Dairies, Suarez needs a new career and is perfect for the job.