Whilst many of us readers would love to have the lifestyle of a Premier League footballer – the adrenaline rush of playing in front of thousands of adoring fans, the tens of thousands going into their account every Friday, driving into three hours of training in an Aston Martin – life always has a way of teaching us that you can’t always have it all in this world.

What the following Premier League footballers have in ability, they lack in hair follicles. They may be superstars for their teams, but they can’t boast to waxing their before going to work in the morning.

So here is the list of the ultimate Premier League bald-headed XI, past and present, who have an abundance of skills, and an abundance of wigs.

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