The Premier League’s WAG XI of the season…well I would!
WAGS, WAGS, WAGS… the media just can’t get enough of them and as we approach the end of the season we couldn’t resist collating our very own WAG XI. We have had to adopt a rigid 3-5-2 formation, largely down to a lack of talent in the defensive third.
Just click on the individual images of beauties to upload their galleries, so you can get a look of them in greater detail!
GK – Daniella Cavalieri – She is a Brazilian model and wife of reserve Liverpool goalkeeper Diego. Her hobbies, to judge by the available pictorial evidence, include reading, wearing thongs, and reading while wearing a thong. What with her using them to complete an enigmatic motif in modelling shoots, and with him browsing through them with want of a better thing to do while sat on a substitute bench come a match day, the pair must get through some magazines.
CB – Chery Cole – Where were you when you heard, then? The news I mean. More pertinently, where was Ashley Cole’s phone? It was that very phone that heard and broke the news first, via a text sent by Cheryl. Who can say where it was though? That’s the thing about Ashley Cole’s phone, isn’t it: it gets everywhere.
CB -Vanessa Perroncel – The WAG at the centre of the current scandal involving current Chelsea star John Terry and former Blue Wayne Bridge, Perroncel must have caused quite a stir at Stamford Bridge. After failing to get a super-injunction, it came out in the press last week that Terry had an affair with Perroncel last year in what it hardly Dad of the Year behaviour. The story is so huge because the French model and actress was the former girlfriend of Terry’s now seemingly former best mate Wayne Bridge. It doesn’t take long to see why Vanessa Perroncel has footballers chasing after her.
CB – Rebecca Ellison – The other half of new England captain Rio Ferdinand, Ellison is someone who shies away from the media limelight and refreshingly is more concerned about her role as a mother to Lorenz and Tate and wife to Rio rather than seeking attention for herself. She did make sure that she got a flash wedding last year though that cemented her seven year relationship with Ferdinand. Unfortunately for Ellison she is often pictured whilst she is pregnant or is pushing a pram, but this summer will be her time to shine as her husband heads to South Africa in search of global domination.
LW – Natalie Suliman – Sunderland midfielder Kieran Richardson might not be one of the very top players in England, but his taste in women certainly deserves a place in the Premier League. Natalie Suliman’s cleavage has been hard to miss recently as it has been brandished around British cities as part of Marks and Spencer’s billboard advertising campaign and it isn’t hard to see why she was chosen as the top model. Suliman was first spotted by talent agencies at a swimming pool in Islington, and Richardson’s girlfriend is not just any WAG, she’s an M&S WAG.
CM – Michela Quattrociocche – Alberto Aquilani may not have overly impressed on the pitch in the Premier League this season, but off the pitch he has scored a stunner. Apart from being beautiful, Michela Quattrociocche has also starred in some films including ‘Sorry I Love You’, where her appearance is quite possibly the only reason why it is worth checking out. So at least when Aquilani was injured at the start of the season and was waiting to make his Liverpool debut he had someone to console him, and the pair are engaged so look out for their wedding shots in a glossy magazine soon!
CM – Radka Kocurova – The former Miss Czech Republic is the long term partner of Arsenal midfielder Tomas Rosicky and together they form the Posh and Becks of the Czech Republic. While Rosicky spends much of his time on the treatment table, Kocurova has spent time as a whether girl in her native country and must have brightened up the lives of many viewers. It would seem that Kocurova is also wife material for the Arsenal star even though Rosicky hasn’t exactly been the perfect boyfriend, with his misdemeanours in a hotel room generously forgiven.
CM – Danielle Lloyd – Lloyd is never one to shy away from the limelight. The former Miss England and Miss Great Britain got into strife in the 2007 edition of Celebrity Big Brother during a race row, whilst more recently she has shown a better side of herself by appearing in a documentary about domestic violence. O’Hara isn’t the only footballer that the often unhealthily tanned Lloyd has been involved with either, with the likes of Jermain Defoe, Teddy Sheringham and Marcus Bent all been seen on her arm over the years.
RW – Elena Bonzanni - Whilst Valon Behrami has been putting in eye-catching performances for West Ham in the Premier League, his girlfriend has been building up her very own fan base on the World Wide Web. Elena Bonzanni has become something on an internet sensation and it is easy to see why. Yugoslavian born Behrami has done well for himself in linking up with the Italian model who also likes to dabble in a bit of TV presenting, and let’s hope that Behrami stays with the Hammers so that Elena will grace British TV screens in the near future.
ST – Nikoleta Lozanova – Manchester United striker Dimitar Berbatov certainly seems to have a way with the ladies and any of a number of his flings could have made it onto this list. But Bulgarian model Nikoleta Lozanova is definitely a cut above the rest and would be enough to distract anyone from giving their best on the field. Interestingly Berbatov actually denied having an affair with the stunning Lozanova, which may have something to do with the fact that she is the current girlfriend of Bulgarian crime boss Georgi Stoilov, but given Berba’s track record this is hard to believe.
ST – Abi Clancy – Tottenham striker Peter Crouch may often get mocked by fans for his lanky appearance and lack of coordination on the pitch, but his achievements off it should be highly commended. At a time when Chelsea’s John Terry has infamously been playing the field and Crouch’s Spurs teammate Jermain Defoe has been working his way through every girl who throws themselves at him, Crouch is bucking the trend and is actually in a long-term relationship.
So there you have it, I think you’d have to agree that the above ladies are certainly a fine looking bunch and make a half decent team.