Three minutes, two goals. Blink and you would have missed at at Goodison Park, as Chelsea tore out of the blocks and spanked Evertonon the backside.

It took Diego Costa just 30 seconds to ensure he was the first man since Adrian Mutu to score in his first three Premier League games for the Blues, when the Spaniard collected Cesc Fabregas’s and rifled underneath Tim Howard.

Just a couple minutes later Branislav Ivanovic doubled the lead, with Ramires turning provider as the Serb fired in from close range to leave Roberto Martinez’s side utterly shellshocked.

A rather ominous looking sign, given City’s home loss to Stoke earlier.

Anyway, Twitter reacted in typically fine fashion…