‘Tis the season to spend loads of money on things no one really wants, so Football FanCast have rounded up the worst football-themed gifts that are actually available to buy for your loved ones this Christmas.

Whether you’re looking for your lover, brother or mother; we’ve got you covered. Some of these gifts have comic value but the majority would provoke the same reaction on Christmas morning from the unfortunate recipient as if they had just unwrapped a pack of AA batteries or a dog’s head.