Let’s just take a moment to appreciate some of the awe-inspiring feats of foreign transfer market policy down on the South Coast.
Agustin Delgado, a player so bad, Gordon Strachan had expiring yoghurts he gave higher priority to. Cleber Chala, a man whose spell in Southampton resembled no more than a £1 million return ticket to Ecuador.
Ulrich van Gobbel and Stig Johansen resemble two heavyweights of the European world of footballing flops. Still not enough to convince you? How about an Imants Bleidelis? Thought so.