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‘Aaaaaargh’: Noise of frustration made by a player who has just over hit a pass, or put a shot wide. Usually exclaimed by the player in the Barcelona Messi shirt, it is done to suggest that the previous passage of play was deeply uncharacteristic, and that his shirt doesn’t usually look this ironic. ‘Back’: With the ball [...]

You will be familiar with Suliman’s cleavage from a Marks & Spencer billboard ad campaign supposedly commissioned in response to complaints of their charging more for their bigger sized bras than their regular sized ones. Their point appeared to be… well, outside of ‘here’s a large pair of breasts!’ I’m not quite sure what the point [...]

First, there was Tedi Velinova.  Then came Elena Shtilianov.   Somewhere sandwiched between them came, apparently- and as if my spell check didn’t need a break- playboy model Nikoleta Lozanova.  You may need more than my word for it if you’ve been asked to mark him out of a Premier League game at any point this season, [...]