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Todays Top of the Table clash ended in a boring draw.

“Robin loved the pre-match game of Twister.”

I hope my Yo-Yo gives you indigestion you greedy man.

Anderson-Has someone upset you or are you constipated.

Roberto-”I wonder why Roman is walking towards me with a Red Card raised in his hand.”

The warm up game of Twister didn`t go according to plan.

Another mistake like that and you`ll end up in the jungle with I`m a Celebrity eating Kangaroo Testicles.

The fans loved Suarez Skippy goal celebration.

“Tell Theo Walcott to have a go on the Footballfancast caption competition,it`s his only chance of getting another England shirt.”

Andy-”Stoke 1-Arse-nil.”

Paul-”Have you seen that Robin.”? Vidic-”Paul,I haven`t the time to go bird watching,i`m to bussy looking for Van Persie.”

Kevin-”Sorry Lads,Stuart Pearce has borrowed the ball,he`s having a kick around with the singer from Go Compare.”

“Everyone keeps saying i`ve got something up my sleeve but i`ve been looking in this arm hole for hours and I can`t find anything.”

“No matter where Mario went he just couldn`t help Showboating.”

“I`m usually good at Anagrams but this ones a tough one.”

“OK,who put superglue in my Fake Tan Lotion.”

Bonucci-”How do you know i`ve just scrached my Bum.” Mario-”Your fingers are right under my nose.”

“John,when I asked you to sign the Vauxhall,I didn`t mean the side of Roy`s car.”

Steven-”Any Birdies.”? Gary-”Yeah,i`ve had two crackers at the Ninteeth Hole.”

Ashley-Well it makes a change from seeing John Terry appearing with the cup in every photo.