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episode 2
CHELSEA VS BACERLONA
Chelsea’s interim manager Roberto Di-Mateo (A.v.b’s successor) inspired the chelsea fans in his first Fa cup game beating bermingham city 2-0 and a massive win against napoli and benefica in the champions ensure the blues a place in the semi final against becerlona..
Here is a transcript between Bacerlona players and chelsea players in a chat room.
LAMPARD: At last we meet again
INEISTA: Yeah! At the right time
DROGBA: I have always waited for this moment so i can kick your ass
TERRY: I will never forgot 2009
COLE: Yeah! Me too?
MESSI: You guys should forget about 2009 lets talk about 2012
INIESTA: i will break there heart again with a late strike hahaha
RAMIRRES: not while i’m still wearing a chelsea shirt
PEP GOURDIOLA: You guys should stop argueing only 180mins will decide
DROGBA: What ever, but i still want our revenge after that controversial win in 2009.my blood still hurts
MESSI: Even me,as the world best i dont know why i havent scored against this one club chelsea
MIKEL: What a sureel, hahahaha
FABREGAS: Chelsea will go to hell as far as i’m concern.
DI-MATTEO: (wisphers to terry) gourdiola seems to forget i’m the master planner
TERRY: If you are really the master minder What can we do then to beat them
DI-MATTEO: Park the bus…Park the bus….it’s simple
TERRY: what do you mean by parking the b……
DI-MATTEO: Give them all the possesion they need and beat them on the counter
TERRY: Amazing…
IVANOVIC: Who do we start with
TERRY: Messi! Messi!!
ESSIEN: (shouts)Room mate!!!!
All chelsea players responded POWER!!

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CHELSEAFC SOCCER PALAVAR
This is a transcript of a.v.b and the old guards in a confrence room after he was appointed as chelseafc manager 2012/14
PETON28V: I’m really really disapointed in you. How could you pay such amount of money(50m pounds) for a player who dosen’t even know how to score hmmmm?
ANCELLOTI: This same player were talking about here cost me my job, the very one job am good at.
PETON28V: Sorry to hear that,but you should have considerd signing me for a million rather than that 50m man who suddenly forgot how to score
ANCELLOTI: Well that shouldn’t bother me now because i’m happy at PSG where i, the players and the fans share one thing in common
PETON28V: Which is?
ANCELLOTI: Love
PETON28V: Where you not loved at chelsea?
ANCELLOTI: (Laughs) the players,the fans, the atmosphere, the style of play infact england as a whole is incredible, the players and fans stood beside me when things were going wrong and finally we made an attempt to mark one of the greatest comeback in premier leauge history but unfortunately we failled going emtpy handed.
While we are in the room chating a young man enters by name Andres Villas Boas. I immediatly left the room, as A.V.B and ancelloti were still discussing there was a knock at the door Super Frank Lampard, Nicolas Anelka, Didier Drogba, Ashely cole and Captain John Terry enters the confrence room ancelloti quitely left.
LAMPARD: Are you the new chelsea boss
AVB: yes
LAMPARD: are you a profesional
AVB: yes i am
TERRY: do you have a coaching certificate
AVB: yeah it’s in my box, do you want a view of it
TERRY: hahaha Not necessary
AVB: k
DROGBA: how old are you?
AVB: 33yrs old
DROGBA: how many clubs have you managed
AVB: just one
LAMPARD: how many titles have you won
AVB: (laughs) many including europa league trophy
TERRY: In just one club
AVB: Yeap! Is there anything wrong with that?
Drogba, Anelka, Super Frank, Cole and Terry all nod their heads in astonishment
COLE: you must have realy being a professional
ANELKA: How old do you say you realy are?
AVB: (laughs again) just 33
ANELKA: Are you sure you can handle us..i mean we the old guard
AVB: Why not? Old guards are not my problem, my problems are the young guards are they willing to understand my partern of play
ANELKA: hmmmmm!
AVB: You seem to underestimate me. Have you forgotten that i’m your boss already?
ANELKA: Nope! Sir
AVB: so who do we play next
TERRY: Stoke! Stoke city
AVB: too easy. I bet we will win them by five goals to nill
TERRY: lets hope so
LAMPARD: One more thing
AVB: What?
LAMPARD: Have you seen or read the all time chelsea managers rules and regulation
AVB: (suprised) The what?
DROGBA: the chelsea Commandments!
AVB: 0K……I have not so what does it say?
1. Don’t underestimate the old guards
2. Respect the old guards wishes
3. Stay in the top 4
4. Bench the unexperienced player
5. Coporate with the old guards
AVB: What ever? But remember i’m still your boss
LAMPARD: Yeah! But for a while
TERRY: he seems to forget his duties…
After the confrence meeting they all dissapear..As chelsea take on stoke city on their first opening premier leauge game under Andreas villas boas was a dissaster to the home fans as chelsea failed to nick a single goal to separate the score line despite dominating all the possesions, That was marked as the beginning of a.v.b’s missery as chelsea boss..
After some heroic 3-0 victory against velencia saw chelsea top the uefa champions league group stage table including a massive 2-1 win against the big spending Manchester City to end there unbeaten streak in the league game.. Gave a.v.b a sign of rerive to keep his job secure.
But that dosen’t last for a while as lampard predicted, a.v.b’s men were beaten 3-1 in the round 16 uefa champions league tie 1st leg by napoli puting there chances of quallfying for the next round at risk. Chelsea also drew birmingham 1-1 (thanks to sturidges goal) in the FA Cup round 16 at stamford bridge creating more problems for a.v.b as he won just 3 games out of 12 matches in all competitions.
But the tie wasen’t so long as a.v.b was called up for a confrence meeting after lossing 1-0 to westbrom albion in the league game…
LAMPARD: Long live the chelsea boss..(all chelsea vetrans burst into laughter) including di mateo a.v.b’s assistant
Roman Abromovic: what was that your name?
A.V.B: Andreas villas boas
Roman Abromovic: From where?
A.V.B: Portugese (portugal) sir
Roman Abromovic: What were you thinking losing like that?. In my club
A.V.B: nothing realy sir
Roman Abromovics: so what do you think is your faith now?
A.V.B: getting fired as usual
Roman Abromovic: thank God you knew it
A.V.B: no need to pity me it’s my fault i got fired, i hope oneday in the near future i will be able to manage to the top level as jose mourinho.
Roman Abromovic: lets hope so for all our sake
LAMPARD: We happily announce the sacking of Andreas Viloas Boas as chelsea manager…he told chelsea tv
After a.v.b and the club part company, mr abromovics paid him his remaining contract fee worth 8million after he managed just 8 months as chelsea boss with the record of the worst chelsea manager in the clubs history since roman abromovics took charge in 2003.
A.v.b’s assistant and former blues player Di-Mateo was now appointed new chelsea boss till the end of the season 2012.. Is he willing to suicide or share the same faith as A.V.B

CHELSEAFC SOCCER PALAVAR
This is a transcript of a.v.b and the old guards in a confrence room after he was appointed as chelseafc manager 2012/14
PETON28V: I’m really really disapointed in you. How could you pay such amount of money(50m pounds) for a player who dosen’t even know how to score hmmmm?
ANCELLOTI: This same player were talking about here cost me my job, the very one job am good at.
PETON28V: Sorry to hear that,but you should have considerd signing me for a million rather than that 50m man who suddenly forgot how to score
ANCELLOTI: Well that shouldn’t bother me now because i’m happy at PSG where i, the players and the fans share one thing in common
PETON28V: Which is?
ANCELLOTI: Love
PETON28V: Where you not loved at chelsea?
ANCELLOTI: (Laughs) the players,the fans, the atmosphere, the style of play infact england as a whole is incredible, the players and fans stood beside me when things were going wrong and finally we made an attempt to mark one of the greatest comeback in premier leauge history but unfortunately we failled going emtpy handed.
While we are in the room chating a young man enters by name Andres Villas Boas. I immediatly left the room, as A.V.B and ancelloti were still discussing there was a knock at the door Super Frank Lampard, Nicolas Anelka, Didier Drogba, Ashely cole and Captain John Terry enters the confrence room ancelloti quitely left.
LAMPARD: Are you the new chelsea boss
AVB: yes
LAMPARD: are you a profesional
AVB: yes i am
TERRY: do you have a coaching certificate
AVB: yeah it’s in my box, do you want a view of it
TERRY: hahaha Not necessary
AVB: k
DROGBA: how old are you?
AVB: 33yrs old
DROGBA: how many clubs have you managed
AVB: just one
LAMPARD: how many titles have you won
AVB: (laughs) many including europa league trophy
TERRY: In just one club
AVB: Yeap! Is there anything wrong with that?
Drogba, Anelka, Super Frank, Cole and Terry all nod their heads in astonishment
COLE: you must have realy being a professional
ANELKA: How old do you say you realy are?
AVB: (laughs again) just 33
ANELKA: Are you sure you can handle us..i mean we the old guard
AVB: Why not? Old guards are not my problem, my problems are the young guards are they willing to understand my partern of play
ANELKA: hmmmmm!
AVB: You seem to underestimate me. Have you forgotten that i’m your boss already?
ANELKA: Nope! Sir
AVB: so who do we play next
TERRY: Stoke! Stoke city
AVB: too easy. I bet we will win them by five goals to nill
TERRY: lets hope so
LAMPARD: One more thing
AVB: What?
LAMPARD: Have you seen or read the all time chelsea managers rules and regulation
AVB: (suprised) The what?
DROGBA: the chelsea Commandments!
AVB: 0K……I have not so what does it say?
1. Don’t underestimate the old guards
2. Respect the old guards wishes
3. Stay in the top 4
4. Bench the unexperienced player
5. Coporate with the old guards
AVB: What ever? But remember i’m still your boss
LAMPARD: Yeah! But for a while
TERRY: he seems to forget his duties…
After the confrence meeting they all dissapear..As chelsea take on stoke city on their first opening premier leauge game under Andreas villas boas was a dissaster to the home fans as chelsea failed to nick a single goal to separate the score line despite dominating all the possesions, That was marked as the beginning of a.v.b’s missery as chelsea boss..
After some heroic 3-0 victory against velencia saw chelsea top the uefa champions league group stage table including a massive 2-1 win against the big spending Manchester City to end there unbeaten streak in the league game.. Gave a.v.b a sign of rerive to keep his job secure.
But that dosen’t last for a while as lampard predicted, a.v.b’s men were beaten 3-1 in the round 16 uefa champions league tie 1st leg by napoli puting there chances of quallfying for the next round at risk. Chelsea also drew birmingham 1-1 (thanks to sturidges goal) in the FA Cup round 16 at stamford bridge creating more problems for a.v.b as he won just 3 games out of 12 matches in all competitions.
But the tie wasen’t so long as a.v.b was called up for a confrence meeting after lossing 1-0 to westbrom albion in the league game…
LAMPARD: Long live the chelsea boss..(all chelsea vetrans burst into laughter) including di mateo a.v.b’s assistant
Roman Abromovic: what was that your name?
A.V.B: Andreas villas boas
Roman Abromovic: From where?
A.V.B: Portugese (portugal) sir
Roman Abromovic: What were you thinking losing like that?. In my club
A.V.B: nothing realy sir
Roman Abromovics: so what do you think is your faith now?
A.V.B: getting fired as usual
Roman Abromovic: thank God you knew it
A.V.B: no need to pity me it’s my fault i got fired, i hope oneday in the near future i will be able to manage to the top level as jose mourinho.
Roman Abromovic: lets hope so for all our sake
LAMPARD: We happily announce the sacking of Andreas Viloas Boas as chelsea manager…he told chelsea tv
After a.v.b and the club part company, mr abromovics paid him his remaining contract fee worth 8million after he managed just 8 months as chelsea boss with the record of the worst chelsea manager in the clubs history since roman abromovics took charge in 2003.
A.v.b’s assistant and former blues player Di-Mateo was now appointed new chelsea boss till the end of the season 2012.. Is he willing to suicide or share the same faith as A.V.B