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Will remember this game for a long time. Amazing performance from the big man.

Benteke = LAD

Shame his career never went on from this, but at least he has this to look back on

Little Pea: ARGH, someone’s cut my legs off from below the knee!

Bertand – O shit, Robbie’s not gonna like the tattoo of Rafa that Nando’s lasered on him

RDM: I can feel the back of my head burning up, it’s really hot

Gunners on the loose

Bonucci: Mario, I’ll have to put a bib on you if you don’t keep quiet

AAH: At least this will give me something to catch in this game!

Kenny: This is why you shouldn’t wear those brown shoes on the touchline Roberto!

Mikel – Why does it say respect above my head? I’m not getting any!

Who’d have thought it, Arsenal need Thierry Henry now more than ever.

Even with a face of steel, Frimpong is no good to Wolves on the treatment table. The Arsenal starlet needs to get fit for McCarthy and quickly.

Seeing as Papiss Cisse has been snapped up by Newcastle, Arsenal should look to Roberto Soldado to fill RVP’s boots.

Kenny Dalglish and Liverpool need look no further than Darren Bent.

Well worth it if a manager is talented enough to keep Ravel Morrison and co. in check. Sir Alex Ferguson’s hard-line approach may get results but doesn’t work for every player.

Honda is definitely the man to get Man United into fifth gear!

Luiz: I will transfer all my goals to you, if you swap positions with me!

Thierry: Theo can I have my number back please?

Dalglish: Pards, you know this wasn’t a black tie event?