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We bought you after watching all your polished performances,so get the Mr Sheen out and put a shine on this table.

He`s a back, you plonker,the boss said push forward and their all in the other half.

No you can`t have the ball,use the one under your shirt.

That`s the worst case of Gunner-ear i`ve ever seen.

Anderson-”To be fair,the ref did say,if you didn`t stop moaning,he`d stick his whistle up your gear box.”

Torres-”Don`t worry Roberto,you`ll soon find work,Mini-Me needs a Stuntman.”

John-”Get Joe Hart, we need some smelling salts,Luis has just passed out.”

“Sorry,that`s another fine Messi i`ve got us into.”

Luis-”Who the hell threw that invisible Police Stinger onto the pitch.”

Roy-”Call a Plumber,your Defence has more Leaks in it than a Polish Stadium Roof.

“The Hen night as usual ended in a cat fight.”

William “You and Kate have something in common, you`ve both had your Tweets shown in papers around the world.”

White Jumper Man-”When I shouted `Why don`t you Jump Overboard,I meant from a Boat at Sea.”

“Unlike Theo and Alex tablets,Jacks Viagra reached the parts it was supposed to.”

“Unlike Theo and Alex tablets,Jacks Viagra had reached the parts it was supposed to.”

Unlike Theo and Alex tablets,Jacks Viagra had reached the parts it was supposed to.

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“Unlike Theo and Alex Tablets,Jacks Viagra had reached the parts it was meant to.”

“Unlike Theo and Alex tablet,Jacks Viagra had reached the part is was meant to.”

“Unlike Theo and Alex tablet,the Viagra Jack took had reached the parts it was meant to.”