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“I told you,Terry was Lion,when he said he hadn`t got an England suit.”

Joey-”Where`s Balotelli,I wanna borrow his `Why Always Me`t-shirt.”

“GB`s Olympic synchronised chicken lifting team get in some extra training.”

“Good Shot,I miss hit it,I aimed for the other corner of the goal.”

Moyes-”Kevin,get the Toilet Rolls ready,it`s nearly Squeaky Bum Time.”

Scott-”Why do you keep calling me Halitosis,i`m English.” Mikel-”Cos,that`s what ever one says when they go near you.”

Steven-”Sorry about your head ref but that`s the first time Andy has connected with anything that resembles a football in months.

Kenny-”Will someone tell this plonker to stop messing about with the ball while i`m practicing my Line Dancing routine.”

“Right,Carlos start playing or i`ll send you to Coventry.”

“Right lads get showered,Roman has invited us all to his place for a game of Russian Roulette.”

“Sorry,Ant,when I said lets talk about the Mrs I meant our wives.”

Right lads,how about a quick shower and off to Subway for a chelsea Bun.”

Gill-”I`ve tried sending him to other clubs but DHL keep bringing him back.”

“Come on,Scott,my Halitosis isn`t that bad.”

“Typical Royal mail,it takes seven people to do One Postmans Job.”

Lucas-”Is the Escalator around here.” Jamie-”I don`t think i`ve meet him,what does he look like.”

Luiz-”Try using `Wash n Goal` Shampoo it works for me.”

Theo-”Looks like we`ve Both Scored today.”

Kenny-I love to hear the Kop Carroll singing when Andy scores.

Gareth-”Right,that`s the Canaries stuffed,time now for a good old fashioned christmas Knees-up.”