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SIX reasons why Super Mario at Liverpool is a BRILLIANT idea

Date: 24th August 2014 at 8:25pm
Written by Christy Malyan

In perhaps the greatest twist of the summer transfer window yet, Liverpool have emerged as surprise suitors for AC Milan striker Mario Balotelli. Super Mario is well-known in the Premier League, not only for his pivotal role in Manchester City's 2012 title haul but also for his childish antics, dressing room bust-ups and overall hilarity. Not to mention the multitude of sensational goals he scores. And we at Football FanCast think that the Reds' decision to bring the £16million-rated striker back to the English top flight is a BRILLIANT idea. So brilliant in fact, we've come up with SIX reasons why. He's even crazier than Suarez You have to be pretty crazy to bite three separate footballers in the space of three years. In fact, you're either a cannibal, a vampire, or you really don't think biting people in front of worldwide audiences is that big a deal, which of course means you're absolutely mad. Yet, if Luis Suarez is Fred West on the nutbag scale, then Mario Balotelli is Charles Manson, aka, this guy: What kind of lunatic, for example, fills an entire Panini sticker album with pictures of himself?! Balotelli fills up Panini sticker album... with pictures of himself http://t.co/BopelqfCmk #WorldCup2014 pic.twitter.com/nD5GjNUf2b — The Independent (@Independent) June 17, 2014 There is something sinister about a man possessing so many adhesive portraits of his ... Read More

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