If you hadn't heard already, it's Arsene Wenger's birthday. The Frenchman is 66 years young today, and we're helping him celebrate by reminding him of his greatest moments as Arsenal manager, as well as bringing up some of his most unforgettable moments, good and bad.But what do you buy a man who seemingly has everything for his birthday. Apart from the Champions League trophy - he clearly doesn't seem too keen on it (yeah we know, he did beat Bayern Munich the other night!) - and some new glasses (he addressed not being able to see anything in the past by having laser eye surgery a few years back), he's probably got everything else a man can ask for.So if he's got everything, then you have to wonder what his most prized possessions are. He's been in England for almost 20 years and won (almost) everything there is to win, but what does he hold so dear to his heart in north London?Well we've taken the liberty to have a guess at what Wenger loves the most in his life. So, without further a-do...
His Playstation...
Rumour has it he's still go it. He won't upgrade the model because he thinks it's not worth the spend. You know how he gets when the sales are on, poor bloke's absolute murder when it comes to sniffing out a bargain.
His beloved coats...
Ah yes, Wenger's coat has been the subject of many a laugh from everyone over the years.
He's had different ones over the years, but the man has never managed to master the zip, or find one of the pockets...
But we wonder how many takes the below Vine took before he got it right. Just look at how happy he is!
Jose Mourinho...
In public they act like the despise each other. Behind closed doors, though, you just know they're Whatsapping each other suggestive Emojis on a daily basis.
You can't fool us, chaps!
Water Slides
Well who doesn't? But even in his sixties Wenger's climbing to the top of the biggest, scariest slide and giggling like a school girl all the way to the bottom. It's the simple things.
Sandy Beaches
There is not a single man in the world who makes lying on the beach look as cool as Wenger. Period.
Cigarettes
Sparking up a Lambert & Butler on the sidelines while screaming orders to your players was the highlight of his early managerial career.
You just know he misses those wonderful days, otherwise he wouldn't have taken his anger out on a water bottle once...
Just have a fag and calm yourself, Arsene.
Ray Parlour
When you move to a new country it's good to have someone who knows the area to show you around and help you settle in. The Romford Pele was that someone. Probably. And they've been close ever since.
CASH ISA
Well where else is he putting it if he's not spending it? We all know he's a shrewd operator when it comes to money, and what better way to save than in a tax free cash ISA where he can earn some good interest?
The man's a financial genius!
The FA Cup
Two in two seasons, and he won't want to leave it there. Wenger has won the FA Cup more times than any other piece of silverware in his career. 'Nuff said.
NET SPEND!
DON'T TALK ABOUT SPEND, TALK ABOUT NET SPEND!
Yep, that's right. It's not a prized possession as such, but it's still something Wenger will be very proud of. As I said earlier, he's a financial genius!
Gunnersaurus
While Mourinho is (probably) Wenger's bit on the side and Ray Parlour is (probably) his go-to guy should he ever get lost or confused, Gunnersaurus is his bestest friend for life.
Look how happy they both are. Bless 'em.