It’s crazy to think that last night the world’s most expensive defender, David Luiz, was on the end of a 7-1 drubbing in a World Cup semi-final… SEMI-FINAL. Everyone’s favourite big-haired clown in football boots was firmly at the centre of the mauling as hosts Brazil crashed out spectacularly at the hands of those pesky Germans. As well as being truly awful, Luiz was also partly responsible for Miroslav Klose breaking Ronaldo’s World Cup scoring record. Terrible day at the office…

It’s fair to say that the now PSG man – the French champions must be in a state of shock – will want to forget the 8th of July 2014, which will surely be the worst day in his career when he looks back. As ever, the worldwide web was in great form to greet Luiz’s despair, and here are a selection of the best bits which show just why Chelsea made the right call…

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A swing, and a miss

Air kicks are always hilarious… and they’re even funnier when done by a man that costs more than many of us will earn in a lifetime…

Luiz is a broken man

Poor David! It was heart-breaking to see him after the final whistle.. And it looks like he may never recover fully.

Reaction in West London

Jose spotted on the streets of Knightsbridge

 

He cost how much? £50m? What?!

 

Raking in the laughs…

This iconic scene from a Luiz cameo (?) in The Simpsons sums it all up…

Mou = genius

Jose Luiz

PSG looking for their receipt…

Was agent Moyes at work?

 

Then we all remember he can do this…