This season’s Premier League title race may be the most exciting we’ve ever witnessed. Chelsea’s victory over Liverpool at Anfield has opened up the hunt for the English crown once again, whilst Manchester City are using a demolition of Crystal Palace to reassert their authority at the Premier League’s summit.
Indeed, it’s been intoxicating in it’s intensity, enchantingly dramatic and impossible to predict. In fact, the current campaign has been so exciting that upon the Citizens’ first goal of the afternoon, defender Joleon Lescott couldn’t hold back his natural urges and began… making love to a plastic chair.
Don’t believe me? Check it out for yourself:
Weird guy. Lescott will be hoping Roy Hodgson wasn’t watching, or the centre-back’s lust for upholstry could affect his World Cup chances.