Edin Dzeko is under massive pressure to perform for Manchester City this season with the sheer amount of competition for places at the Etihad Stadium weighing heavy. So the last thing he needs is a horror miss. But that’s what happened today against Stoke, as the big Bosnian failed to convert the sort of chance that your granny would have tucked away while knitting a new jumper! Dzeko was a mere three yards from goal and all alone, yet managed to get his feet in a tangle before sending the ball backwards. You have to feel for Dzeko, but it’s still hilarious.