£15,600,000 a year, £300,000 a week, £43,000 a day, £1,800 an hour, £30 a minute, 50p a second. No we’re not talking about Mike Ashley’s buffet bill, those are in fact the figures involved in Wayne Rooney’s new contract. ‘Wazza’ finally put an end to the saga that has been his future by penning a new contract yesterday and committing himself to the Red Devils. Naturally the worldwide web has been all over Rooney’s mugging off, we mean commitment to the cause, of United, and this wonderful viral image has been produced. Our favourite follicly-challenged striker has been mocked up as King Leonidas from the hit film 300. This is Sparta!