Speaking at the Commonwealth Games yesterday, Jamaican sprinter and world-record holder Usain Bolt reiterated his desires to play for Manchester United after his retirement from sprinting.
The 27-year-old is a major supporter of the Premier League club and has been to several games at Old Trafford in the past.
He said one of the biggest reasons he would like to is due to the recent hiring of Louis van Gaal as boss, adding that it has “always been a dream”.
Hey, Man United are already undergoing a serious transformation of the club. Javier Hernandez reportedly wants out, and Marouane Fellaini can be had for the right price.
Why stop there though? What could possibly go wrong if they added a player who has never played professional football before?