Poor old David Moyes can’t catch a break at the moment.

On Saturday he was just two minutes away from his third victory at Old Trafford EVER, only for Southampton to spoil the party.

And the Manchester United boss has off field distractions to deal with as well, as the rumours of Wilfried Zaha’s absence continue to be attributed to a fling with the boss’ daughter.

Twitter went into meltdown just a few weeks back with stories suggesting Zaha had been getting a little too close to Moyes’ daughter Lauren, and while the rumours were denied by the player himself, his absence from the first team set up means it is a story that simply will not go away.

In times of hardship, Moyes is fortunate he has Ryan Giggs to turn to for advice – and not just on how to improve results.

Giggsy knows a thing or two about who exactly not to sleep with, so Moyes sought him out as he plotted revenge on the former Palace winger.

And Giggs appears to have the perfect suggestion!

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