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Introducing: an incredible new CD collection guaranteed to reignite that flame that dims a little with each passing year that your physical appearance became increasingly unpleasant to the love of your life. In this stunning anthology, English football’s biggest stars come together to pour their hearts out through the medium of romantic ballad.

Footballers may not be the best role models when it comes to treating the ladies; the only time John Terry’s teammates can only relax about their partners is when he’s stood at centre back for 90 minutes, Ashley Cole is probably the only man in the country who literally couldn’t stop cheating on Cheryl Cole and even supposed nice guys such as Ryan Giggs something-something-super-injunction. Still, it’s got to be better than an evening of The Notebook and Bryan Adams…