For those West Ham fans wondering what Andy Carroll does during his protracted injury spells, rest assured, your stricken striker is doing all in his powers to get back in peak condition.

It would seem that part of this training regime would involve dressing like a 90’s boyband knock-off and pretending to part of the marsupial family. While Arsenal may have rejigged their physio room by bringing in the unconventional Shad Forsyth from the German national team, one must wonder what the West Ham backroom staff were thinking with this prescription. But hey Andy, you just gotta do whatever you gotta do.

Andy Carroll