Depressed Red Devils fans rejoice! Manchester United owners have invested in a new, forward-thinking piece of technology to get them out of the rut they currently appear to be in.

These new ‘Moyes cancelling headphones’, which can be used as early as the evening clash against Swansea on Saturday, were introduced to players on Monday morning at the Carrington training ground and received an excellent reception.

Rumours that the technology could be rolled out across the likes of West Ham and Tottenham are unconfirmed as yet.

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