Calling all Newcastle fans, have you been Alan Pardewed? Of course you have, you’ve been getting Pardewed for the last four years, and with the Magpies boss enduring – or possibly even enjoying – his sixth consecutive defeat tonight, making it the longest losing run in the Toon’s Premier League history, you’ve probably just about taken all the Pardewing you can manage.

Well now, there’s an opportunity for some financial retribution. No, Mike Ashley isn’t about to sack the under-fire 52 year-old and reimburse your St. James’s Park season ticket, that would be far too morally correct for the Sports Direct owner.

Rather, according to this Twitter user, you can now make a Pardewed claim if Newcastle’s horrendous form has affected your attitude in the work-place or employment situation, as endorsed by none other than Papiss Cisse:

 

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  • Timmy The Toon
    5 months ago

    Please ashley sell up and get lost!!!

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