There’s a mirror by Ronaldo’s seat in the Old Trafford dressing room.

In the time I’ve been playing with Ronnie, the one thing I’ve noticed about him is that he can’t walk past his reflection without admiring it, even if we’re about to play a game of football.

Judging by the words of Wayne Rooney it’s a miracle that some professional footballers manage to squeeze their head through the training room doors.

Elite sportsmen have an uncanny ability to force their confidence off the scales into the realms of arrogance and ignorance. There are a select few who thrive on their surreal levels of self-worth, as evident with Ronaldo but most sadly don’t possess the talent to justify their incessant boasting.

Therefore I have decided to collate the top ten players who could benefit from letting their boots do the talking from time to time.

Click on Mario Balotelli to unveil the top 10