Titus Bramble

Can you name a more error-prone defender in Premier League history?

Titus ‘Shambles’ as he was affectionately known on Tyneside rarely makes the headlines for the right reasons, especially when he finds himself as the focal point of analysis on Match of the Day.

The 31-year-old isn’t so much a footballer, as a blockade dumped in the heart of the Black Cats’ backline. With his contract due to expire next season, perhaps his time in the top flight is almost up.