The January window is a funny old place. It’s a theatre for the absurd and the extreme, a special time of year that can value Andy Carroll at £35million.

And that mid-season craziness  tends to allow for the tabloids to fill their backpages with as must transfer drivel as possible, knowing fully well that no wildly speculative rumour can be ruled out as too audacious for the Premier League‘s winter transfer window.

But just to prove it’s all complete guess work when it comes to transfer reporting, and not the fine art many would suggest it is, here’s SIX completely ridiculous transfer rumours from last month involving Tottenham.

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