Over the last few weeks, you may have noticed that, in almost uncontrollable anticipation for next season, Football FanCast have been compiling next term’s ‘dream starting XIs’ for several Premier League sides.

Well, this week, things have got a little dark in the office and our writing escapades have taken a surprisingly sinister turn.

Resultantly, we welcome you to take a look at this ‘nightmare XI’ involving West Ham, combining some of the East London outfit’s worst performers this season with transfer targets that would leave fans mortified if they were to join the Hammers ranks in the summer.

Continue reading at your own peril, and make sure you have the light on – otherwise you could be in store for a restless night chasing shadows on your bedroom wall.

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