Boring James Milner: Super Sunday in a nutshell

It’s not what you’d call the most super of Super Sundays, is it?

When Sky Sports announced that this Sunday would see Middlesbrough v Watford and Southampton v Burnley take centre stage, many were fairly pessimistic about the chances of seeing some good games with plenty of goals.

That feeling came well before we’d even kicked off at the Riverside Stadium but it has surely grown over the ensuing hours. Middlesbrough lost at home to Watford 1-0 with the one bit of quality being the goal as Jose Holebas scored a belter from the edge of the box.

That aside, the game was nothing short of terrible and now Southampton v Burnley isn’t exactly helping us forget it all.

Currently it’s 1-0 between the two sides, courtesy of a scrappy goal from Charlie Austin. But whilst the rest of us try to keep our eyes open, one man on Twitter is loving it – Boring James Milner. Here’s what he’s had to say via @BoringMilner on the, er, action…

In case you didn’t realise, boring is James Milner’s version of fun sarcastic.