Do Norwich City even need a third kit? When’s the last time they played Brazil, exactly?
Well, as usual, Norwich have once again launched a third kit that pushes the boundaries of civility. The Human species is on one linear path of progression in its sensitivity to art and culture, but Norwich City are always at the forefront of offending our sensibilities. This season is no different.
The new third kit for this season is simply a disaster. It’s the kind of kit that makes it into the worst kit of all-time galleries you see across the internet and the kind of kit you’d expect to see in an edition of Premier League Years focusing on the 1992-93 season. It look, in short, like a canary ate too many Smarties and threw up all over Steven Naismith.
Norwich didn’t actually think they’d get away with this one did they? Twitter didn’t hold back in its assessment of this monstrosity, in fact they ripped it apart mercilessly:
— James Jones (@jj2388) July 22, 2016
Bold of Norwich to make a kit from the wallpaper in one of those cafés that has a play area pic.twitter.com/UwIJ2qI4DR
— Tom Victor (@tomvictor) July 22, 2016
@Housey28 The sweet new Norwich kit. It's 'jazzy'
— Matt Dickinson (@mdickinson35) July 22, 2016
— J (@OatesJE) July 22, 2016
— Mark White (@MARK_WH1TE) July 22, 2016
that Norwich kit is gorgeous. don't even @ me.
— David Saunders (@dksaunds) July 22, 2016
Swear Norwich release the worst third kit in the world every year
— Elis Jones (@EIisJones) July 22, 2016
That Norwich kit makes me feel poorly
— UITS (@UpInTheStand) July 22, 2016
Norwich's third kit looking like Brits holidaying in Benidorm. pic.twitter.com/WhMwokG0ZQ
— Dan Porter (@DannnnP) July 22, 2016
Steven Naismith modelling the new Norwich kit. Have to believe this is some kind of punishment from the Gods. ???? pic.twitter.com/kC5nPpuoQI
— The Blueprint (@Blueprint_Bear) July 22, 2016
The Norwich City third kit was listening to Animal Collective years before you & rolled its eyes when you finally got it with Merriweather.
— Greg Johnson (@gregianjohnson) July 22, 2016
Thank U Norwich City Football Club for bringing back the late 80's/early 90's style horror kit. YOU HAVE BEEN MISSED pic.twitter.com/UJXzXmWlt7
— Tom Hyland (@TomHyland4) July 22, 2016
A hayfever-inspired football shirt https://t.co/5V0fICRXQj
— Chris Lepkowski (@chrislepkowski) July 22, 2016
If relegation to the Championship wasn't bad enough… ???? pic.twitter.com/bbDjnbriXd
— Matty Lawless (@mattylawless) July 22, 2016