Tired of losing to your mates in pub debates about whether Paul Pogba is overpriced, Arsene Wenger is finished or Craig Shakespeare is actually some kind of footballing sorcerer? Fear not, Rafa Benitez is on hand to arm you with “the fachs.”
We’ve picked 5 of the most unbelievable statistics from the last round of Premier League and Championship action and packaged them in a short and digestible video so you can sit back in a sunny pub garden with a cool pint of beer and a side cocktail of smugness and superiority.
Which footballer has outscored a local rival’s career tally in three short months? Which one player has scored double the amount of goals this season than Middlesbrough? What damning statistic looms large over the Nottingham Forest and Derby… derby?
All that and more below!