Tired of losing to your mates in pub debates about whether Chelsea really finished 10th last season, the man responsible for it could be about to complete a cup double at Man United and whether that means they’ve had a terrible or brilliant season? Fear not, Rafa Benitez is on hand to arm you with “the fachs.”
We’ve picked five of the most unbelievable statistics from the last round of Premier League and Championship action and packaged them in a short and digestible video so you can sit back in a sunny pub garden with a cool pint of beer and a side cocktail of smugness and superiority.
Which side were crowned champions after a mere 10 minutes of being top all season? Which new football league away day will barely have room for travelling fans and what shocking statistic has plagued West Ham since 1986?
Watch the video for all that and more!