Everyone’s favourite American import, other than syrup on pancakes, is here in the shape of Halloween. As we gear up for annoying kids pestering us for ‘candy’ all evening, let’s take our mind off of the constant interruptions of Friday night our telly with a look through this scary XI…
Any we missed? Drop your best suggestions in the comment section beloooooooooooow.
Manager – Neil Warlock (Neil Warnock) Chairman – Grave Whelan (Dave Whelan) Stadium – Hell-and Road (Elland Road)
In ghoul we have Coourtois, whose presence can scare almost any striker.
Devilishly good at left-back, it’s Baines
A pumpkin may have more mobility than King…
Not easy to watch… it’s Adams
One way to stop attackers… it’s Mertesacker
His form has been scarily bad… it’s Ozil
Lampard can doctor our midfield…
Lighting up attacks, it’s Wilshere
Back from the dead, it’s N’Zogbia
Well Spurs fans have been calling him a numbskull for a while!
Transforming from promising striker to Norwich flop it’s Van Wolfswinkel
Casper Schmeichel (Kasper Schmeichel)
Olof Hell-berg (Olof Mellberg)
Pablo Stabaleta (Pablo Zabaleta)
Rasmus Nightmare on Elm St. (Rasmus Elm)
Sunspooky Nakamura (Shunsuke Nakamura)
Robert Vam-Pires (Robert Pires)
Zlatan Ibrahimo-witch (Zlatan Ibrahimovic)