Chelsea, Arsenal & Spurs stars make our ultimate Halloween XI

Everyone’s favourite American import, other than syrup on pancakes, is here in the shape of Halloween. As we gear up for annoying kids pestering us for ‘candy’ all evening, let’s take our mind off of the constant interruptions of Friday night our telly with a look through this scary XI…

Any we missed? Drop your best suggestions in the comment section beloooooooooooow.

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Off the pitch…

Neil Warnock

Manager – Neil Warlock (Neil Warnock)         Chairman – Grave Whelan (Dave Whelan)        Stadium – Hell-and Road (Elland Road)

GK – Thibaut Court-arghhh (Thibaut Courtois)

Courtois

In ghoul we have Coourtois, whose presence can scare almost any striker.

DF – Satan Baines (Leighton Baines)

Leighton Baines

Devilishly good at left-back, it’s Baines

DF – Ledley Pumpkin-g (Ledley King)

Ledley King

A pumpkin may have more mobility than King…

DF – Tony Addams Family (Tony Adams)

Tony Adams

Not easy to watch… it’s Adams

DF – Per Murder-sacker (Per Mertesacker)

Mertesacker

One way to stop attackers… it’s Mertesacker

MF – Mesut Ooooooooo-zil (Mesut Ozil)

Ozil

His form has been scarily bad… it’s Ozil

MF – Frank-enstein Lampard (Frank Lampard)

Lampard

Lampard can doctor our midfield…

MF – Jack-o-lantern Wilshere (Jack Wilshere)

Jack Wilshere (Arsenal) Pumpkin

Lighting up attacks, it’s Wilshere

MF – Charles N’Zombie-a (Charles N’Zogbia)

N'Zogbia

Back from the dead, it’s N’Zogbia

ST – Roberto Skull-dado (Roberto Soldado)

Soldado

Well Spurs fans have been calling him a numbskull for a while!

ST – Ricky van Ware-wolfswinkel (Ricky van Wolfswinkel)

Van Wolfswinkel

Transforming from promising striker to Norwich flop it’s Van Wolfswinkel

BENCH FOLLOWs…

Bench

Bench

Casper Schmeichel (Kasper Schmeichel)

Olof Hell-berg (Olof Mellberg)

Pablo Stabaleta (Pablo Zabaleta)

Rasmus Nightmare on Elm St. (Rasmus Elm)

Sunspooky Nakamura (Shunsuke Nakamura)

Robert Vam-Pires (Robert Pires)

Zlatan Ibrahimo-witch (Zlatan Ibrahimovic)

 


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