EX-ENGLAND BOSS IN SHOCK ADMISSION

After 21 years of living a lie, Graham “the turnip” Taylor finally reveals that he did, in fact, LIKE it.
WOB! can exclusively reveal that the pint sized former England coach did, in fact, LIKE the free-kick scored by Ronald Koeman in the crucial game against the Netherlands in 1993.
Speaking from the large vegetable allotment near his home in Watford, Taylor couldn’t hold it in any longer. “It’s a relief. For the last 21 years I’ve been living a lie. I only said “Do I NOT┬álike that” for the cameras. In fact, I thought the way the strawberry blonde Dutchman chipped the ball over Seaman was very LIKEABLE indeed.
Actually, in fact, I must say I LOVED it. Really LOVED it.”
Ex-England Captain Gary Lineker tweeted “ask him why I was subbed #walkers-crispsarenice”
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