Sylvie van der Vaart

While Tottenham wait with baited breath to see if the Premier League will give the green light to Rafael van der Vaart’s switch from the Bernabeu to White Hart Lane, the neutral will be keeping their fingers crossed it is approved so we can welcome the sexiest wag in world football to these shores.

Sylvie van der Vaart is in a league of her own, as you can see from the gallery below: