The TEN ‘vital ingredients’ needed to become a football ITK

We’ve all heard them. Yep. Wesley Sneijder is 100% CERTAIN to join Manchester United this summer. How do we know? Well, everyone says so. Oh and by the way, City are preparing a £100 million move for Wayne Rooney and he wants to leave. Why? Ermmm, well Sheikh Mansour has promised him unlimited wages and a free hair transplant every three months.

Football rumours are big business and part and parcel of the modern day game. Where would we be without the tabloid press telling us who’s going where or which club has sealed a sensational deal for which superstar? However, the development of football in the media has risen to new levels with the explosion of the internet and more specifically, Twitter. It’s given every man and his dog the opportunity to become an ‘in the know.’ Reasonably knowledgeable about football? Well, you can build yourself a bit of a reputation these days by simply making up utter tripe. Some people can spot the ‘in the knowers’ a mile off, but there are those who’ll get rather over excited when their club is linked with a big-named player and take your word as gospel.

Fancy the opportunity to trick the footballing world? Sick of the regular rumours doing the rounds every transfer window? Well, here’s your opportunity to change all that. Check out the ten ingredients needed to become a modern day ‘in the know.’ And please, we all know Sneijder’s joining United. It’s a done deal right?

Click on twitter below to unveil the top 10 ingredients

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