VIDEO:Wayne Rooney discusses his new deal…ummmmm

Manchester United News: Old TraffordWatch all the best bits as St Wayne Rooney of Croxteth showed how loyal, amazing and wonderful he was on Friday evening by signing a new 5 year contract with his true love Manchester United, proving that he’d never have disrespected the fans, manager, players, all their families, pets and the memory of the late Princess Diana, and that if he had it had all just been a big misunderstanding, or a dream, like in that soap thingy in America, or Lost, or something, and anyway he hadn’t meant it, like, ye know, whatever. It’s definitely not about the money though. Or the people in balaclavas outside his house. Oh No.
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