What is the greatest football joke of all-time?

If there’s one thing that English football fans are known for it’s their sense of humour. Whether you support a Premier League or Championship club, or a team from League 1 or 2, the banter between the supporters is worth the ticket price alone. Football fans right across the country, from Chelsea, Arsenal and Tottenham in the south, to Liverpool, Manchester United and Newcastle in the north, all come up with some priceless chants and football jokes that wouldn’t be out of place at a comedy gig.

There are plenty of football jokes doing the rounds at grounds up and down the UK and on the web that will have to falling out of your seat. Everyone’s got their favourite football joke of all time, but what’s yours? If you have us here at FootballFanCast.com in fits of laughter then you’ll be in with the chance of winning a special comedy DVD in this fantastic giveaway!

Channel 4’s Comedy Gala:

The UK’s biggest ever stand up show in history is now available on DVD! Channel 4’s Comedy Gala Live at the 02 features some of the country’s best comics. Liverpool fan John Bishop, Tottenham supporter Michael McIntyre, West Ham fan James Corden and Manchester City supporter Jason Manford all make an appearance in what has to be one of the best collections of British comedians under one roof.

The DVD features a whole host of special sketches to look out for, including Mitchell and Webb from Peep Show, the Mock the Week gang and the trio of Ricky Gervais, Stephen Merchant and Karl Pilkington. This one-off exclusive comedy extravaganza was in aid of Great Ormond Street Hospital as well, so it was all for a very good cause!

How to get your hands on the DVD:

Here at FootballFanCast.com we’re giving away 5 DVDs to a handful of lucky, but more importantly funny winners. All you have to do to be in with a chance of winning is to share your funniest football joke with the rest of the football world by entering it in our comments section below. They can be classic football jokes or something you’ve made up yourself, and we will even accept chants as long as they are (reasonably) clean!

We will then handpick the 5 winners and send the Channel 4 Comedy Gala DVD on its way to the lucky few. You can enter as many times as you like so if you’re a fountain of football jokes don’t hold back and share them all with us. So to be in with a chance of winning just enter your funniest football joke, chant or anything funny that is vaguely football related in the comments selection below!


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