Watch: All Barcelona want for Christmas is Roberto Firmino

Fear not Liverpool fans, Bobby Firmino will only be going to Barcelona if Man City also sign Demba Ba and Maurizio Sarri quits smoking! Given the unlikelihood of those things, you can probably sleep easy tonight.

Before you think we’ve gone mad, we are of course talking about the latest hilarious video by 442oons for Playmaker FC in which footballers reveal what they received for their Secret Santa this Christmas.

Check out the video above to see Zlatan spread the gift of himself, Ronaldo suffer from Ballon d’Or envy and Unai Emery become a Peaky Blinder.