The man we all love to hate, and just plain hate, has made a big claim about tonight’s match.
Olivier Giroud, the much-maligned striker, has drawn such criticism from Piers Morgan that the journalist/celebrity/presenter/all-round pillock said he would run a lap of the Emirates naked if Giroud scored tonight.
Morgan made these comments in an interview with TalkSport a few weeks back and the former journalist could face true embarrassment if Giroud finds his way onto the scoresheet tonight.
The most self-righteous individual on the face of the earth could be about to face his biggest embarrassment (well, since the last idiotic thing he said) if Giroud scores. Giroud won’t want to be the man who punished the world with Piers Morgan’s naked buttocks konga-ing around the Emirates, could anyone cope with that on their conscience?
A great conflict is imposed upon Giroud, but wouldn’t it be great to see Piers have to step down from his word?
It seems like a win-win, but I don’t think many people would really want to see the flabby, middle-aged body of Piers Morgan wobble around such a beautifully built stadium. A ground that could be about to build such a prestigious history does not need to be tarred with the brush of Piers Morgan’s nude body.
Piers Morgan humiliating himself is brilliant, its wonderful, but let’s just hope that he can embarrass himself in a way that doesn’t involve any more of his flesh than that smug little chubby face.
Did i hear this right, Piers Morgan is to run around the Emirates naked if Giroud scores tonight…..christ I've just eaten…
— Dean Renyard (@RenyardD) February 23, 2016