Good old Arsenal. Going to the Emirates is the ultimate family day out, right? Comfy seats, PG atmosphere, close to your trendy, family-friendly North London home. And if you pop along today, you can get yourself a mini Theo Walcott cardboard cut-out.
He may have made only one signing in the transfer window, but who says Wenger needed a world class striker? In fact, who says Wenger needs a striker at all? With Olivier Giroud up front, what could possibly go wrong?
He may not score the goals Arsenal need to top the table come the end of the season, but that’s where Theo comes in. But we all know he’s not a real striker, so why not supplement him with this dashing cardboard cut out.
Actually, it’s sort of like having the real thing, really. They’re small and slight, their knees are made of papier maché, and they both have a similar presence in the box. If it weren’t for the stylish little podium the cut-out comes with, they’d be indistinguishable!
Still, we shouldn’t knock the cut-out – he’ll still end the season with more goals than Giroud….
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