Tom Skinner dares to explore the obsessive world of Cristiano Ronaldo super fans but there are others who seem to rate a certain Burnley striker even higher!
What can Nicky Butt do better than CR7? Can Gareth Southgate sneak a Jamaican, an Ivorian and a Kiwi on the plane to Russia? How does Peter Crouch deal with Twitter trolls?
All this and more answered in the video above.