10 amazing things to have happened since Hazard’s last Chelsea league goal

From the best player in the Premier League to a footnote in the Jamie Vardy story, what has happened to Eden Hazard? It’s now been EIGHT months since the Belgian’s last goal in the English top tier (the winner in a 1-0 against Crystal Palace on 3rd May), which is simply staggering.

We could end up with egg on our faces should Hazard net against struggling Bournemouth this weekend, but here are 10 amazing things to have happened since Chelsea’s star last rippled the net in the league…

Gary Neville is now a manager…

A recent one, but a big one nonetheless. What will happen to MNF?!?!

Justin Bieber is now cool…

Biebs is dropping banger after banger…

Daniel Sturridge has been injured, recovered, got injured again, recovered and still outscored Hazard…

Four goals already for Sturridge since Hazard’s last…

Jamie Vardy is now the best striker in England

Move aside Van Nistelrooy, Vardy has scored more consecutive goals than any player in Premier League history! (11 in 11, btw).

Leicester are now the best team in royal blue…

Man City wear a fetching shade of baby blue…

David Moyes has been sacked… again!

Another adios for ol’ Dave…

Chelsea are now relegation candidates…

Laugh all you want, the table says it all.

FIFA exposed…

It was hardly a secret, but the corruption and filth at FIFA has been exposed.

Adele has returned…

Adele Well, we have to fund our Christmas shopping somehow.

David Cameron’s love of pigs in (or between) blankets exposed…

Who could forget this one?