Chelsea’s bizarre selection issue has whole Premier League in wide eyed wonderment

For weeks upon weeks, fans across the Premier League find themselves asking one question in unison; where is Alexandre Pato?

The Brazilian forward joined the Blues in January for the rest of the season, though is yet to muster even a single appearance for the West London giants.

His prolonged absence has not only confused the Chelsea faithful, but had most fans in this country chomping at the bit to see him perform on these shores.

Though his stock has plummeted since his days at AC Milan, the now 26-year old Selecao international was one of the most heralded youngsters in football during his days at the San Siro.

It’s only natural that fans in this country would love to see how he performs in Premier League competition.

The refusal to play him from interim boss Guus Hiddink, for whatever reason, has turned from a simple selection issue within camp, to wide eyed wondering from all sorts of fans on social media.

And the odd jibe, of course. Never forget the odd jibe.